Luxury Desert Retreat: RV Glamping & Orchard Oasis.
The Ultimate Desert Glamping Getaway:
Escape to the serene beauty of Apache Junction in our executive-class Landmark 5th Wheel. Located right in the heart of the desert, you will wake up to incredible panoramic views of the Superstition Mountains, Four Peaks, and the locally beloved Silly Mountain (yes, that is really its name!).
This isn't just an RV—it is glamping redefined. This is definitely not the kind of camping you have ever done before.Whether you are here for a steamy romantic escape, a solo adventure to meet new people, or just to have a blast, this is the place to be. The vibe here is fun, friendly, and a little bit electric.
The Atmosphere: A Place of Celebration, Nature & Love
We want you to book here not just for the luxury, but for the vibe. Our family lives by a simple code of ethics: "We behave in ways that bring people together."
Social & Fun: We are known for our fun-loving culture. Whether you are a couple looking for romance or a single traveler looking to make new friends, you’ll fit right in. We love introducing people and creating a space where connections happen.
The Ancient Saguaro: Standing proudly in the center of our property is a majestic Saguaro cactus that is over 40 feet tall! This incredible giant is over 100 years old and serves as the anchor of our landscape.
The Festive Spirit: Right next to that ancient Saguaro, we have planted a 15ft live Christmas tree! It is the centerpiece of our community, where we host a lighting ceremony with friends and neighbors.
The Citrus Orchard: We have lovingly planted over 40 citrus trees ourselves! Wander through our personal oasis featuring beautiful shade trees and 12 different varieties of citrus—from Mexican limes, oranges, and grapefruits to kumquats and lemons. We even have several trees dedicated to a special fruit known in Mexico as "Mandarinas"(sweet limes).
Desert Flora & Landscaping: We love to show off all that this beautiful land gives us, from vibrant Bougainvilleasto a curated collection of local cactuses.
The "Farm Life" Experience & Free Fresh Eggs
We are a working chicken farm, and while the locals line up to buy our famous eggs, our guests get them for FREE!
Fresh Farm Eggs: Enjoy our delicious fresh farm eggs for your meals while you are on-site! As a special treat, we will also pack up a few for you to take home so you can share them with your friends!
The Flock: Come feed and meet the girls with us! We have over 40 chickens, including a tribe of Seramas. These are micro-mini chickens that are super, super cute. Oh my gosh—they just hatched their first chicks, so now we have little, tiny mini chicks on-site for you to see and love!
Meet Scout: We also have a 120lb Great Pyrenees named Scout. She protects the flock and will bark at strangers, but with a proper introduction, she will be your instant friend. (Guest dogs must be leashed/supervised outside).
Tigre the Window Watcher: Inside the main house (not part of the rental space), lives Tigre, our beautiful cat. While he prefers the A/C, you will definitely see him peeking through the window to supervise the farm.
The Outdoor Shower: For those who don't mind being out in the buff, or just want to rinse off after a long day of desert exploration, we have a functional outside shower. It is the perfect way to enjoy the beautiful weather while getting clean—because why not?
Desert Realities: Glamping is Still... Well, Camping!
We do our absolute best with professional pest control (it is a top priority!), but please remember: this is the wild desert and a working ranch.
The Critters: You might encounter lizards, scorpions, snakes, or the occasional desert rat (pack rat) trying to check out the amenities.
The Neighbors: You will likely hear the coyotes singing their nightly lullaby, and you might see a family of Javelinas or a bobcat passing by.
The Terrain: While we have beautiful grassy areas and carpeted spots, this is still ranch land. If it rains, the desert dirt gets muddy. Please bring appropriate footwear and expect a little authentic mud if the weather turns wet!
Unique Amenities: We Are "Extra" (In the Best Way)
We provide amenities you won't find anywhere else:
Survival Essentials (Great Wi-Fi): Let's be honest—we cannot survive without the internet! Oh my gosh, we definitely don't want you to miss a TikTok, a new Reel, or your favorite YouTuber! We make sure to have great Wi-Fi coverage all throughout the property so you are always connected.
Let Us Spoil You (Meal Service): Upon request, we can provide a weekly menu and prepare meals for you. Let us handle the cooking so you can truly relax.
Full Laundry Service: Don't want to do chores on vacation? We offer a full laundry service on-site. We will wash, dry, and fold your clothes for you—and yes, we mean everything, even your underwear! (LOL, but true!).
Massage (By Appointment): Need to unwind? We can arrange for a local professional masseuse to come to the property and treat you to a relaxing massage right here on-site. (Requires advance booking).
Outdoor Theater: We have a huge projector screen setup available upon request. It is like having your own private drive-in movie theater with amazing sound under the stars.
Men's Grooming (By Appointment): We offer full men's grooming services on-site! And yes, we fully embrace that it is a "dad in the backyard" doing it. But before you panic—he is actually licensed, legit, and really good at it.It’s the best of both worlds: authentic ranch vibes with a professional clean-up! (Requires advance booking).
Luxury & Comfort Inside: The Landmark Experience
Step into a massive, beautifully appointed space. We always say that a famous superstar would certainly travel on tour in a rig like this! With five generous slide-outs, this RV opens up completely to rival the size and feel of a spacious one-bedroom apartment. (Honestly, we know people in New York City paying rent on "flats" much smaller than this!)
Heated & Vibrating Theater Seats: Yes, you read that right. In the living room, you can kick back in premium theater seats that not only recline but also heat up and vibrate. It is the ultimate way to watch a movie on the full indoor theater system!
Unbeatable Climate Control: We have four built-in AC units, ensuring you stay perfectly cool and comfortable.
Premium Entertainment: This rig is unapologetically "extra." You get a high-end sound system in BOTH the living room and bedroom, plus an Apple TV loaded with entertainment apps.
Full-Size RV Kitchen: Features a full-size refrigerator complete with an ice maker (a rare find in RV living) and plenty of counter space.
Private Sanctuary: Enjoy a private bedroom featuring a luxurious King Size bed and a full modern bathroom.
Dining, Adventure & Local Hotspots
Date Night Views: Unwind under the stars with a direct line of sight to the mountains. It is the perfect spot for a romantic evening or a fun night out with new friends.
Local Dining: You will find amazing restaurants nearby that are cool, delicious, and great places to meet people. You will think they belong in Old Town Scottsdale—but thank heavens they are right here in Apache Junction!
The Hitching Post: Bull riding, western entertainment, and a lively crowd.
Dutchman's Country BBQ: A brand new, hip spot for incredible barbecue.
The Rusty Buckle: A local favorite for great vibes.
The Cat Wagon: The perfect relaxed local pub to grab a drink and mingle.
Adventure & Recreation:
Apache Junction Multi-Generational Center: A fantastic nearby facility with a gym, indoor tracks, a climbing wall, and tons of pickleball courts.
The Library: Located right next to the center is our beautiful, active public library.
The Great Outdoors: Minutes from Saguaro, Canyon, and Apache Lakes, plus hiking/biking in the Tonto National Forest and Goldfield Ghost Town.
Your exceptional Arizona adventure starts here! We look forward to welcoming you into our fun, peaceful, and loving corner of the desert.
